We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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