i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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