So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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