just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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