Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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