just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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