we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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