Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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