He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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