Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize