What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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