Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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