I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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