so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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