yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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