I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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