at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
there's paper in my vomit.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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