Pappa wants mamma naked
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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