well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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