But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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