Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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