there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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