so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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