Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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