Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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