We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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