After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
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he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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