I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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