believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Operation Purity has been aborted
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize