Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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