just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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