your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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