can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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