I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
BRING THE BAGELS
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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