do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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