you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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