After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
BRING THE BAGELS
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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