Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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