i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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