Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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