Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
A+ Viking dick
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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