I think I am morally bankrupt
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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