oh god the rape fog is back!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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