Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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