he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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