Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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