she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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