well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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