Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
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Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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