I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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