i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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